A Bucket of Bacon

Can we just celebrate that this is a thing?

Toe talk

FINALLY

A way to truly play chimpanzee and type with your feet.

Dance on, my friend.

Peeping Tomcat

Remember what your mother taught you:

Always close the blinds before getting undressed.

You never know who has climbed up the wall to stare in the window.

Coded Corn

BEHOLD:

Corn Mazes for the Smartphone Age

Bad breakup?

Hold the Mikes, please.

Bar Signs, Part 1

Remember your mama's warnings:

1. If it looks too good to be true, then it probably is.

2. Always read the fine print.

The Puffy Marine

Fear not, dear District residents,

Although I didn't post over the weekend, I continued to observe on your collected behalf.  The following, however, is an oldie...

If you're not duly impressed by the life-sized Marine,

Try taking on the guy who's at least twice your size.

Cheat Code: BRING A PIN.

Egg Drop

Sometimes, it's okay to take candy from strangers.

But only when it's too cute not to.

Don't waste your time on guns - Go medieval

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife...

Or at least defend your home.

I salute you.